Your code sucks!
Nice artcile on why your code sucks!Let me summarize the writeup for the benefit of the guilty ones:
Your code sucks if it doesn't work.
Your code sucks if it isn't testable.
Your code sucks if it's hard to read.
Your code sucks if it's not understandable.
Your code sucks if it dogmatically conforms to a trendy framework at the cost of following good design/development practices.
Your code sucks if it has duplication.